Lifetime Subscriber

Forever ever? Yes, forever ever. Actually not 100% sure, still waiting to hear back from the lawyers on that one. But you read it right, a lifetime subscription to the 9th best Magazine in the world. A little bit of Whalebone during life’s biggest, littlest and medium sized moments.

The deets:

-Whalebone Magazine delivered to you for life
-Lifetime subscriber membership card
-Mystery tee
-Pair of Whalebone socks (one size)
-Custom curated playlist by Matt

Does not apply to those who have:

-3 wishes from a genie in a bottle
-Made a deal with that guy that loves fire and has horns on his head
-The gift of eternal life and fangs
-Fish (not waterproof)

*Record player not included